Oh man they were going to take it out on my asshole. the boys were looking a little stunned when my wife introduced herself to them . she walked ...ver to them and grabbed there balls to get there attention and said " these are ours now , you belong to us " she said . "cool" one of them said and then he promptly sreamed at the top of his lungs as my wife squeesed his balls so tight that they bulged out the sides of her hand . you could see the skin straining not to burst. " you. " Then I gave her a kiss and we started walking toward the living room, still holding each other."Did you get all your shopping done?" I asked Laura as we casually walked down the hall."Yep," she said with a sly grin. "We even managed to come up with something for the man who has everything." Oh? Sounds interesting," I replied, not quite with a straight face. (Okay, I admit it. She had my curiosity up!)"And don't bother asking for any hints, either," she added.I chucked, and said, "You know me. Instinctively, Anne knew what was coming, but found herself powerless to resist. The feeling in her stomach was now overpowering. Closing her eyes, she waited for what she knew was surely to come.SMACK. The first blow landed squarely upon the top of her left breast, leaving a rapidly reddening mark behind. It took a fraction of a second before the pain registered in her mind. Mrs. Clark screamed in pain, and her left breast lit up and felt like it was on fire. She fought the urge to cover her. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman. The cowboy spent the night with the woman.The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled.