Why don't women wear watches?A. There's a clock on the stove!Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A. Blowjob: You can beat ...our meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.Q. What's worse than getting ****d by Jack the Ripper?A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?A. They both like a tight seal.Q.. "I paused for a moment to consider the next part. "Britney, this is important, if anyone but me comes up to the truck, get the hell out of here." Jimmy, you're scaring me." Don't be scared, BC, I'll be fine and I promise, he's going to be doing his best to get away from you as fast as he can. But if I'm wrong, I want you to be safe no matter what, so once he's gone, straight to the truck, okay?" Kiss me," she said.I kissed her and said, "Okay, I'm going to wander over to the next stall, then. Tim then stuck two fingers straight into Sarah’s pussy. As he had guessed, they slid right in. He pulled the fingers out and looked at the juices on his hand. With one hand he reached up and began sliding along Sarah’s body starting with her ass he caressed his way up to her hair. Then he slowly pulled her hair tilting her head back so that she was now forced to look at him while the rest of her body continued facing forward. Her body was now in an arc with her ass up in the air and her head. Kissin her soft lips and ran my fingers across her neck. She took my shirt off and began caressing my chest. I slipped her bra off and was face to face with a lovely pair of EEs with lovely small pink nipples. Grabbing her tits in my hand I kissed on her chest and placed her nip in my mouth making sure I focused on both of them. After about five min of this she began to moan. She reached down and put my now rock hard cock in her hands. Just as my lips hit her stomach a strong spasm from her.