Literally, the next woman likely to suck me off is of course my lovely wife, who loves pleasing men. Lilly is a tall multi-racial goddess with the stu...ning beauty that comes from a genetic potpourri of African, Cherokee, PuertoRican and Spanish ancestry. She has huge golden brown eyes, long thick, dark, wavy hair and an athletic body toned through years of disciplined exercise. The few gray strands in her long locks are the only indication that she's seen over 50 summers. Her strong arms, firm. I’m not sure what Scruffy was, apart from just that, but I picked him out at a rescue centre and we seemed to bond immediately. I know dog owners always say that their dog is the most intelligent that there is, but he did seem to be just that. Oh and he did like going for walks, and there were lots of places we could go.Now I dare say that after saying that I programmed computers and played games you have a picture in your mind of an overweight pimply nerd with spectacles and a pasty. But shit! In less than three minutes in the shower, the whole door had steamed up. It was impossible to see out, so it certainly would be impossible to look in. Damn! What could I do.It was then that a miracle happened, or at least it seemed like a miracle to a young kid. Two weeks before, I had been shopping at the local mall with mom, and we had been called over to a small, temporary booth by some guy selling something. You know those little kiosks that set up in malls, where people who are. Open mouthed, I told her that I didn’t want to be a toilet slave, but she told me that I should be privileged to be allowed to touch her toilet.She explained that only a very lucky sissy deserved the position of toilet slave to a woman of her beauty and profession. She was clearly very earnest, as I was told that I would have to spend at least 3 hours a day, cleaning her porcelain, with my mouth and tongue. Her hand was making me writhe, as she slowly tickled my red bottom and used her middle.