I knew i wanted too go into town but didn't have a ride and didn't want to spend a lot of money on cab fare. I was a private first class and did not g...t paid a lot of money so i figured i would do what all good soldiers do and that is walk into town. So i set out for town i figured that i could hitch a ride with some one and use the money i had for a beer or three at any of the local clubs that were off the high way. I was thumbing it for about 20 minutes when a man in an older model Chevy. ..your 15 minutes late so tell miss selfridge you where helping mr mellis with something! (laugh)"me: " will do sir"The headmaster took his metal contraption out of my ass and left.I washed myself all over,leg's,face,pussy,and my very sore cauliflowered asshole! I put all my clothes back on and straightened myself up and set off to class.I knock on the door and give miss selfridge my excuse,of helping the headmaster carry some boxes into his office,i then sat down and carried on with the work. ”The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleeding penis.The doctor said, “Damn how did you do that?”The man said, “Well I live in a trailer, and every night I have noticed that the woman in the trailer next to mine at exactly 9:00pm, she moves her rug where there is a hole in the floor, she sticks a hot dog in the hole and masturbates with it.“So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would. Pinbu oru vaaram aval bathilukaaga kathukondu irunthen pinbu avale en arugil thaniyaaga vanthu I love you too endru solinaal. Sari un name ena endru keten? Saraswathi endru solinaal. En peyar gautham sari nalai veliyil selalam nee college cut adithu vitu vanthu vidu endru solinen. Ilai ilai naan eppadi college cut adipathu endru ketal?Elathaiyum nane thaan soli tharanuma nalai collegeil udambu sari ilai endru leave soli vitu pinbu veetil college selvathaaga soli vitu en udan vanthu vidu endru.