I was almost smiling when I opened the door, but as I walked in my wife was sitting in the living room with some of her friends laughing their collect...ve fat asses off. Before the cackling hens realized I was there, I overheard their continued belittling of my glued manhood. Oh yeah, she’s gonna pay. When they finally noticed me standing there I had already poked myself in the eyes and forced a few tears down my cheeks. Suddenly things weren’t so funny any more and they all looked very. He was nearly 20, wore a summer cap and light shirt and trousers. He knew the two soldiers were looking at him, so he entered the woods for a few feet only and started pissing on a tree. One of the young German soldiers left his rifle with his colleague and approached the Frenchman. He stood next to him and started pissing on the same tree. They exchanged a few words, half German, half French. The other soldier watched with interest. The Frenchman took off his cap and walking a few yards into. " Wait, I cannot go to him looking like this!" I was sweaty, dirty, and I had on my old dress — which was more of a patch job than a dress."You look fine." Liar he was, he had hardly looked at me."Tell him I will be there in an hour." I had to go to the spring I had found two days ago. After the lack of water in the dry plains, I had found it more than a joy to be able to bathe again."It's the king. You can hardly tell him to wait for you!" he objected."Believe me, if he really wants to see me,. I spent several lunch breaks watching the women's swimsuit section and wishing I had the nerve (and cash) to buy one right there in front of the whole world. 99% of the time I didn't know anybody in the store but was scared that someone would see me buying a swimsuit and tell everyone I knew that I was cross-dressing in one-piece swimsuits. Without the money or nerve to buy a swimsuit I gave up on buying one for the moment. I decided the only course was to find one for free. Having never.