You're fucked. You look around for a mask, since a petticoat-corset-tophat-monocle combo isn't gonna work with your jeans.You see the cashier eyeing y...u eyeing all the junk hanging up in The Closet. You see your unadorned, regular self in the dozens of tarnished old mirrors behind her. She leans over the counter hard, squinting at you.You squint back.She beckons you with a curling finger, so you approach the counter. As you do, she pulls out a mirror from below, still leaning intensely over the. She stood in front of a full length mirror examining all that she put on for any wrinkles or dirty smudges. Her final piece to make it perfect was a white baseball cap with a red C for Cubs and pushed her ponytail through the opening in the back. Just as she finished inspecting herself, her phone rang."Tim, I hope," she walked over to answer it. It was. "Hello!" Hi Emma, I'll be about five minutes, are you ready?" I'll be waiting out in front for you," she replied with a smile."See you soon,". "Peter, don't be silly." A man only get to do this once. My wife —" Your first wife." She shot."Don't sass me woman!" I gathered her hands. "My only wife. I, Peter Harper McElroy took you Gwendolyn Meredith Weiss to have and to hold, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health for as long as we both shall live." I kissed her because men don't cry when they're happy. "You my wife an' this our home so I get ta do this." I swept her into my arms and narrowly avoided banging her head on the. I saw her look over at me to see if I noticed, but I pretended not to. I could tell that Rachelle kicked Natalia under the picnic table and gave her that look like; Behave! Natalia just giggled and kept talking about all of us getting in the pool when we were done. I said;" that would be fine" That's when I saw both girls look at each other and smile with their eyebrows moving up and down,as if a plan was about to be hatched. Part # 8 We had just finished eating and the girls ask; " If I was.