You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return poli...y.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another Russian woman.I was in. They’d met an armed force coming the other way, and the pirates had been crushed between the two. Some had probably escaped, but we had another 43 confirmed dead pirates and one more of our own dead with three more wounded.When the Commander heard that the other group was commanded by a Sir Tony, he told me that he was like me, come from somewhere else to teach them how to fight, and sent me out with an escort to meet him. I guess I get some more practice riding a horse.That was kind of odd,. The next week when I went to cash my check, I put a note attached to my check and it simply said, "I think you're pretty hot, if you want to meet me I'll be at the crossroads at 6:15, meet me there."Anyone who was from the town I was knew that this road was a party and parking road.Miriam read the note and looked around nervously and smiled. When I got the envelope back with my money she wrote on it, "Maybe." and she smiled as I drove away.My cock swelled and I thought, "Wow, this may be. Except I was not looking for my usual.Four-foot-nine oriental Li presents as a little chubby with small tits, these would normally exclude her from our employ. But she is a sweet and very professional woman with superior skills that make for hard-core fans. Even the “chubby-haters” around the office, who get irrationally bitchy on the subject of body-weight index for wives and daughters, find good things to say about her smile-work. She usually does the late shift to keep her out of the sight.