Whatever twist of DNA coding had given an otherwise feminine woman such an extraordinary appendage had also given her rather more sexual desire than w...s normally found on a woman. And she didn't mind if she did the fucking or she was the one being fucked, although she was wholly without the benefit of a vagina. And Eunice was a lucky girl. Whether she was to find a woman or man with whom to make love on those many occasions in a day when she wanted to, she knew she could always rely on Enid,. I decided that fingering my aroused pussy while driving might be a little much, but when I noticed him shifting his attention to my breasts with my hard nipples clearly visible against the light cotton of my dress, I couldn't resist bringing my left hand up and carelessly caressing my breast, idly sliding two fingers around my swollen nub and pinching it through my dress.A little squeak escaped my lips after I pinched it particularly hard, sending a jolt of carnal delight racing through my. Being prepared for a rainy day.” I was getting shrill.“Johnny,” she said softly. I forced myself to calm down a bit.“You know,” I said, “I had a nightmare the night before Rachel and I conceived Josh. It was a nightmare about all those responsibilities and problems of living a life in the real world. Having a life like this was my greatest fear in the whole world, Kelly. Well here I am, living in something a lot closer to the real world than I would have been able to stomach 19 years ago. So. . My dad shits everyday man. What's one more shit? I should probably get him diapers for Father's Day." "I'm guessing the keg is on me?" Noah raised his eyebrow. "You're the one with the I.D. and that hairstylist money." "I'm a fucking barber. Do you see me perming your mom's hair? Bitch." "Dude, Relax... Spread the word on Facebook, text fools, text every single chick we know. I'll trick D'arcy into inviting her hot little fun-sized friends too. Then after networking this party.