" Ow Mom, das dauert aber so lange." Deshalb habe ich dich fr?h genug geweckt. Du hast noch eine halbeStunde. Und vergiss deinen Schmuck nicht. Deine ...aare k?nnen auch einwenig B?rsten vertragen, die sehen ja schrecklich aus."Als ich wieder im Bad verschwand, konnte sie kaum ein Kichernunterdr?cken.##"Nun ja, heute will ich es durchgehen lassen", sagte sie mit ernstemGesicht, als sie meine Bem?hungen inspizierte. "Aber beim n?chsten Malmuss das besser werden."Dabei hatte ich mir so eine M?he. The whole Riley-Randy-fucking-other-people thing you’ve got going on.”“Oh,” I said, “I thought you were weirded out by that.”Claire laughed, “Rye, you’re my best friend. I want you to have a good time.”“Thanks,” I said, smiling.Charley's had a respectable crowd going by the time we arrived, Claire and I forced our way into the restaurant and sat as close to the front as we could manage. At precisely 8 PM a well-dressed man with big glasses took the stage.“Good evening, everyone,” he said, “and. .. maybe it wouldn't hurt to just take a little peek. She knew it was wrong, but... nervously licking her lips she opened the tool shed door and stepped inside. She knew there were several knotholes in the back wall that would give a good view of the area behind.The sounds were louder now, and she knew that the love-making couple must be only a few feet away. A little warning signal tried to keep her back from the planked wall; after all it could be... but she couldn't stop herself now that she. If she were to get out on the market, she would find a guy. She just won't explore." No problem, Sandy," I said smiling. "My folks are probably the same as yours. Mom thinks I should be married and producing grandchildren, like my brother and sister should be doing but aren't. Dad thinks I should be out partying every night, sowing my wild oats while I'm young. I don't want either, but I do want to find someone to enjoy being close to." What am I? Chopped liver?" At least Sandy was grinning.