Anal sex makes your hole weak.The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall ... The owner asks the clerk, “What’... with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”“You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with laxatives!”“Oh yeah? Look at him, he’s afraid to cough!”What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold. She looked back up his eyes were stormy with lust. Without breaking his stare she leaned in and ran her tongue over his head. He moaned more loudly. She leaned in again and took his head in his mouth. Ohhh! he moaned, as she sucked on his head gently. She loved the spongy feel as his head compressed as she sucked and reswelled as she release her suction. She removed him from her mouth her hand still wrapped about his base. Does that feel good? she as her voice full of lust. As she spoke she. I start by finding her laundry basket, after that I start picking up her clothes one by one, until I find a thong she has recently worn within the day. As I pick it up it gives off this wonderful smell and I’m instantly turned on. I take the thong up to my nose and take one huge sniff and begin to grow in my pants. I sit down on her bed and began to pull off my basketball shorts so I can masturbate. As I’m laying down on her bed I’m smelling and licking her thong and rubbing my bulge as I’m. I gave a sigh and my fingers wiggled belatedly in my puss. I was still monumentally horny. I sighed and decided that some hardcore porn was in order.I logged onto my laptop and went to my usual site, searching for anything interesting. The thing about me was, I just couldn't get off to normal sex. I like it when it's rough, taboo, even sometimes with animals- but not normal. There weren't many free porns that exactly fit into this category, so I was sexually frustrated almost all of the time. I.