Your mind begins to race to figure out what happened. You replay yesterday in your head. You remember spending the day walking around the mall. You v...sited a video game store and had your fortune told by the Zoltar machine. You visited a jewelry store where you stole some enchanted earrings. You got some lunch at a Chinese restaurant and received a mysterious prognostication from your fortune cookie. You also ran into your brother, after which, you both decided it would be fun to urinate in. " Then allow me to remind you what you have missed," I whispered to herthrough my thoughts.I pressed my lips harder onto hers, tightly grasping her lithe and supplebody to my own just as the first strike of lightning crashed into theforest around us. The need to possess this mystical creature build insideof me and she knew it from where her hand was resting, slightly below mysash. We broke for a moment and she smiled at me. She looked up into the rain,as if drawing power from it. Then, with a. I had never been in a canoe before so when I jumped in I didn’t take any extra precautions to balance. Being an incredibly clumsy person already it might be obvious what happened. In a second there was a huge tilt and as I stumbled the water came rushing up to meet me. I was underwater, and completely disoriented. I relaxed and felt myself start to float towards the surface. I spun and swam that way and came bursting out sputtering and coughing. I could hear something, it sounded like laughter,. I could barely hear her, as I was more focused on hiding my growing hard-on as I gazed at the sexy curves on the hot model on the Maxim magazine. “Thanks guys…” I began, before my dad could interrupt me. “Hold on, son. You haven’t got my present yet. Sorry I didn’t have time to wrap it.” He said, handing me a dusty, dull oil lamp. It had strange markings on it, and had a warm feel to it. “I found it on my last dig,” my dad continued, “A rough estimate said it was worth little value, but I.