’ ‘You mean …?’ ‘Yes, Frank. I’m going to have lesbian sex with your wife and you’re going to watch. After that, both of us are going to...fuck YOU.’ Frank looked at his wife, who had a shit-eating grin on her face. She stood up and took Lois’ hand and they began climbing the spiral staircase that led to their master bedroom. The kids were at Lana’s parents for the night, so they could indulge in whatever they wanted, no holds barred. Frank realized he was standing there thinking when he should. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.'Hmmm ... let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.''Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular. "Time passed. Tones of friendly female conversation filtered in to mydarkened hiding place. The women were sitting on the sofa, one of themresting her feet on the ottoman. I scarcely dared breathe. Then I heardJanet rise."Well," she said, "you've been very helpful. You're both so sweet Ialmost hate to leave and go back out looking for that worm. Hmmm. Perhapsthere is just one other thing you could tell me? Whose High Heels arethose in the corner? The brassy red ones. And don't try to tell me. "What on earth for?" she replied."Because that's what any mother would probably want to do if she knew what kind of thoughts this greedy old coot has running through his head after seeing how pretty you and your gorgeous daughters are. For that matter, you could probably get one of my new brides to do the job for you!" I don't think so Jim," Carol told him. "The reason that we were quiet just a moment ago was that we didn't want to shock you too much and didn't know how to break our news.