”“Do you know just how annoying you are? You take insults like that as if they were nothing!”“Water off a duck’s back,” I said. “Or, mor... colloquially, ‘sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me’. Just don’t call me a hypocrite - that’s a blood insult.”“That is one thing that I don’t think anybody could ever successfully accuse you of.”“Bethany can. And did. And she was right. But I fixed that, too, by admitting it and apologizing to the person who I’d been hypocritical. .." SARAH, WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"She stopped babbling, and I stopped yelling. Slowly and quietly, she explained."Bob, it was just the first thing I thought of. You remember last night when we were talking, and I said that since we've been together I haven't been able to go and hang out with my girlfriends so much any more?" Yes," I admitted."Well, I asked the genie to make you into a girl. I don't know what I was thinking. I just figured we'd go out tonight and hang out, and then tomorrow I'd use. .. you have daughters? How old? Allen?”“Two girls. A 14 year old and a 17.”“Bill?”“One, Kiley, 16.”Perfect. I’ve never met a father, who, when given motivation, safety and opportunity to explore his imagination and fantasies, didn’t admit to having sexual thoughts about his teenage daughter.“Do you get off on them?”“What?”“Come on, no one’s being recorded and we’re friends here. Do you get off on them?”They looked at one another. Bill spoke. My Uncle Bill. Such an uncle.“Yeah, I do. Kiley has. Finally she realized it was useless to fight and she stopped struggling. Tears began to form in the corner of her eyes from the pain and humiliation."I don't understand why we just spent a half-hour arguing about going to dinner with your family and then you just said 'fuck you' to me." Jordan said."Dammit Jordan," she protested, "Stop it!" Still swearing," He smirked, "Well just go ahead and keep it up." I'm sorry, I'm sorry," She squealed, but he still wouldn't stop spanking her. The problem.