"I think you ladies have had a little too much to drink," Jim said. "Sit down here and I'll get the coffee."Jim left the two on the sofa next to Rick ...nd prepared some coffee. When he walked back into the room, he almost dropped the tray. Katie and Jenny were sitting on the sofa kissing with Rick sitting next to them with a 'shit eating grin' on his face. Jim didn't know what to do at this point. He looked from the women to Rick and back again. In spite of himself, he felt his cock stir as he. But my story has a happy ending, because today, I consider myself..." and now I parroted the famous Lou Gehrig line from his poignant farewell speech to the Yankee fans -- "I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."I didn't do it for laughs, and -- happily -- the people there realized it, and didn't laugh at me. And I emphatically didn't do it to belittle Lou Gehrig's famous -- and highly emotional -- speech. When I'd thought about saying it, earlier, I worried that it might. Oh, I knew he could be a troublemaker, but to attack you like that..." the captain shook his head in disbelief.They talked a while longer with the captain ordering Dev to write up a report on exactly what happened, and to have it on the Captain's desk by the noon meal, after which he was dismissed back to his platoon.Dev had a small office in the company's headquarters, and went in there to write up his report. He finished it within an hour, and sent it over to the captain via a clerk. He then. You no tell, me no tell.”Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”Then he goes to the fish store and asked if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of.