O): Gabriella!! Wake up!! Gabriella are you in there sleeping??Gabriella was excited, shouting back.Gabriella: Mom is that you??Jessica: No it's Jessi...a!!Gabriella got up from the bed and opened her bedroom door. She saw Jessica looking puzzled.Gabriella was so happy to see her oldest sister, that she hugged her.Gabriella: I love you Jessica!!Jessica hugged back lovingly.Jessica: I love you too baby sister!! But why are you alone here?? Where's mom?The front door opened again.Maria: Anyone. You’re as healthy looking as any man can be. You have sweet qualities almost any girl looks for in a man. Wow Tyler, it is hard for me to believe a man like you doesn’t have a woman who wants to hang all over you.” I would. I mean I will. I mean I should. Oh god, this is nuts. Marie, get a hold of yourself. You’re a grown woman, albeit a great looking one, but grown and mature and, and then she thought a hot looking and hopefully sexy looking woman still. “So tomorrow where would you like to. But he resisted, and kept singing. She looked over at me, desperate for some advice. "He's not look at an ugly pumpkin like me." "Beautiful Pumpkin, he has 2 minutes to finish the song and win this. Do to him, what you did to me on the plane the other night."She walked over to him, and dropped to her knees, taking his zipper down and pulling his trousers down. He sang on, stubbornly. Fuck was he a good singer. Then he stopped. His eyes were closed. He was holding the wall for support. She, was. . in the paper ... for all the world to see.I read it again. There was a picture of a teddy bear, for pity's sake, and roses. Maybe Chris was a guy, and Evan was gay. No, that couldn't be. Gay marriage wasn't legal in our state. At least not yet.I couldn't wait. I might actually buy The Banner every day for a week, just to make sure I didn't miss her answer. Maybe she'd answer him in Haiku. I could just imagine it:Should I marry youThis is not a quandaryNo - fuck off EvanI wondered if it was.