I know exactly what would happen if I did and right now this roach is the only focus of my attention. Snapping open my chrome Zippo, I torch the tip a...d inhale just as I slide a glass door open to step outside. Another grunt comes from the bed as I shut the door behind me.The pre-sun air is damp and crisp. The beach out in front of the patio is deserted, and for now, only the faint call of seagulls can be heard above the surf. A little wind plays among the dark shadowy tufts of beachgrass. After thinking about those rubbers she hired a private detective and he brought her pictures and videos of the two cheaters doin the dirty deed.Now I will admit to having the kind of mind that sees things a little different than most folks. I am not sure I would call myself "the sneakiest, shiftiest, most conniving son of a bitch in town" but I might be up there pretty close.As It turns out, Fred and JP were partners in a little used car business. JP took care of the office and Fred was the. Normally tours lasted three months but,because his boat had been given an extensive overhaul, his current excursion included a thorough shakedown, extending his absence by another two months. It had all sounded easy when he told her during his last shore leave, especially the ‘Last tour’ part but, with another six weeks before sunlight caressed the flanks of his submarine, Janice was having a desperately hard time. She hated being alone. She missed the raw carnal power he exuded, the way he. ..what are you wearing?" he said after a couple of seconds looking quizically at me."Uh," I began awkwardly, feeling myself blushing and my face burning red, stumbling over my words, "um, I was going through my erm, sister's room and, er, found this, er, like sexy underwear stuff of hers, so thought I'd, um, I'd try it on..."He looked at me for a second and smiled a bit."Well," he said slowly, "let's have a look then." Still feeling very nervous and shaky, I slowly opened my dressing gown and.