. why'd didn't y-you knock?" Janie asked, trying to gain control of the awkward situation."I did, baby," Mark said with a laugh as he closed the door ...ehind him. "But you two pussies were too, uh, involved, shall we say? to hear me!"Janie and Kay looked at each other and giggled. They had been a little nervous at first when they had seen their father standing there. But now they realized by his choice of words, the grin on his handsome face, and the undeniable bulge between his legs, that the. Doreen was never interested in going to work and I was happy with the way things were. We had enough to live on and I felt that a comfortable, happy, home life was more important to the family than extra money.And that was about it. Life was good in Pleasantville. It wasn't really Pleasantville, but I remembered the name from an old movie and always seemed to relate it to things that were perfect.Life was good, that is, until I decided to run down to the Super Mall and pick up a few office. Inside were rose petals which he scattered across the bed, along a path on the floor, to the doorway. There were candles everywhere which he lit one by one until the room had a soft glow about it. He glanced around the room to make sure everything was just as he’d planned, it needed to be perfect. Patrick returned to the living room just in time, Jenna was rounding the corner just as he’d sat down on the sofa. She looked at him, a smile appeared on her face when she saw him sitting there. JJ DID have a slight little Trotsky Moustache. She had a Masters degree in Byzantine history “Hey chill out.” Said a different overweight lesbian in bib overalls and a green flannel shirt. Her name was Liz and she was a sweet earth crunchy dyke lesbian. “There are children here! How are we suppose to spread out gay agenda to the children if your over there swearing like a sailor? Wouldn’t you like to see some of these little girls grow up to be tender legal baby dykes?” .