” She nodded weakly, and took a faltering step forward. I held her up, and between the two of us, we made it down the stairs to the showers. I foun... the hook and hung her up there, but her feet could still touch the floor this time, and she was regaining a bit of strength in her legs. I turned on the water and adjusted it to be fairly warm, and she nodded when it hit her. There were wash cloths and soap and shampoo on a shelf nearby, and I began to lather her body, noticing just how sexy it. I followed her inside asking about the carpet and she said she had made a start, Obviously so I would have some spare time for her. I slapped her bottom telling her she was very naughty not waiting. I couldn't resist her arse is amazing.Going through to the conservatory it was huge but just bare concrete and the other room just had the old carpet edging to take up. I made a start while she made me a drink and then returned to her trying to clean the concrete floor best she could.As we worked we. " Leaning over he gave her another kiss and said, "Love you dear."Amy smiled at him and said, "Love you too honey, bye now."As he walked out she had to laugh and she definitely felt a lot better than she had just been feeling. Even though the doctor had given her the two things she was most craving (a mouthful of hot cum and an incredible orgasm) she had been feeling a little depressed about not having been able to get him to break all reserves and just fuck her silly, she felt it meant she was. The bus was 5 minutes early...”“I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.” (from an Australian claim form)“The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.”“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my.