We kissed deeply before she gasped for air and murmured again, “please fuck me, NOW!” I grasped her waist and started to lead her back out of the...storeroom and into the backyard.“We can’t risk my wife seeing us together Polly. Where will we go?” She grabbed my arm and pulled me behind her as she hurried up to the side gate that led to the front yard. “My wife will be missing us!” I protested.Polly led me out into the front yard and pointed to the driveway. My wife’s car was gone! “Ted,. “Who’s that woman with Moishe?” asks the wife.“That’s his mistress,” says her husband.“Ours is prettier,” she replies.✧ ✧ ✧A JEWISH DIVORCEA Jewish daughter says to her mother “I’m divorcing Nathan.” “All he wants is sex, sex and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.”Her mother says, “You’re married to a multi-millionaire businessman. You live in an 8 bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get $2,000 a week allowance.. That is so unlike me. At least, she’s doing a great job with our back-story we’ve developed.“What do you do, Pat ... in the clothed world?” I asked, generating a chuckle around our table.“I’m a newspaper reporter, for a big San Diego newspaper. That gets so competitive, and drives you around the bend, that a few days a month here, helps me a great deal. You said something about a paper, where do you work?” Pat asked.“Just started there, actually,” I said leaning in, “I’ve been assigned to do a. The man’s bloody face looked up at her. For a moment, all fear was gone from his eyes. The demon looked as well, and his rage seemed to settle as he focused on her violet eyes. ‘What would you have me do?’ the demon asked. Rydia pointed towards the restaurant where the three vampires were now focused on the commotion in the streets. ‘Give them a few hours to rest and refresh themselves before you continue their journey,’ It was not a command, but the way Rydia looked at the demon, made him not.