"Just you wait till I'm the forth member of the O so popular blues and rock band ZZ Top", I told my chin. "Then we can all be happy!" Two months passe... in the same fashion. Me and my beard having fun and my chin warning me of its influence on me and that I had changed for the worse. So one day after a big fight between me and my chin I finally asked, "What do you want from me?" It had taken all my willpower not to burst out in tears before finishing that question that I had almost peed myself.. All the "good" ones have long since married or settled into longterm relationships. All that are left are... the leftovers. The misfits and rejects and losers. She certainly belonged in one or more of those categories.Maybe... just maybe it was time for a change in strategy. If suitable men in her age group were scarce, then what about... younger men. Men in their late twenties. Men in their early twenties. Men just barely of legal age. Hell, even some of those eighteen-year-old kids fresh out. "I looked at the picture she enclosed in the envelope. She had on a two piece blue bathing suit. Wow! She looked great. I would consider it calendar material. I put it in my shirt pocket so it would be close to my heart. When a soldier is away from home, he really has the time to think. I don't know why I felt this way about a girl I have only kissed twice. The main thing is I didn't just feel it in my head but also in my heart.As time passed I received letters from Julie and Marie. Mom would. " the nymph said."Most were too greedy to consider to take their time eating. They just gulped them down like they always do." the not-so-old woman said as her companions helped her take off the disguise. Underneath the voluminous rags was yet another beautiful nymph."Thanks Lizon, you've delivered like always. Here's your payment." one of them said handing him a golden ring encrusted with gems. "Will you help us after the next 10 years?" she asked cocking her head."No, I'm afraid I'll have.