“Are you straining inside that cage?” she said as she came in with the pizza. “Was the entertainment to your satisfaction, sir?”“Awesome— ...ou are a wicked girl. Were you serious about that number? The poor kid will be on edge for weeks.”“Could you cope?”Well, there’s a question. Could I?“I'd have to be here. Would I have to wear this thing when he comes.”“That might be half the fun.”I took a deep breath and poured the wine as she opened the pizza box.“A properly controlled experiment would need. At 12.30 Deb arrived home more than the worse for wear, having had a good drink by the state she was in. Although she was in a pleasant mood she could not wait to tell a little secret she had learned that evening.I enquired “how was the night”? Deb giggled and replied “brilliant, we had a real good laugh” “Did you buy anything”? I asked.“There wasn’t any think there that I like or that I haven’t already got” was Debs answer.Deb giggled again and said “anyway you will never guess what happened”?. Then she brought a jar of Vaseline and lubed all the length of that huge massive thing.She was ready to mount me from behind. I got on all fours and my slutty wife smeared some generous amount of Vaseline on my ass. Then Ana knelt between my open legs and she crawled until I felt Brutus’ tip touching my very tight rosebud. Ana whispered at my ear I should better relax my anal muscles for her to go…Soon I felt again the tip against my butthole, at first teasing, making circular strokes around. ‘Nadia’s on duty Christmas day. We’ll come Boxing Day.’ ‘I don’t understand the necessity.’ He wouldn’t. I married someone who could understand. 05. Ignoramus. A true account. ‘Ignoramus. We do not know.’ We refuse to give a verdict to condemn our fellow citizens to death for wanting to celebrate a Christian Christmas. In 1648 two different juries at Canterbury defied Cromwell’s Government. All defendants were freed and free beer flowed. May we be as ignorant as they were. 06. Santa’s Grotto I.