" 4. "It's a lot like giving regular oral." First time was with my current partner, with whom I have an amazing sex life. Our favourite thing to talk ...bout is sex. So we'd dirty talked about me playing with him, so it wasn't out of the blue. But we took a shower together, getting very in the mood, and I told him I was going to take his ass and did he want to be on his back or on all fours? Usually he's the very dominant one but can really enjoy being bossed around sometimes, so he just asked. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, “Hi! I’m Belinda! All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?”I’m thinking, “Belinda, try decaf. This ain’t rocket science.”Belinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.With the right side finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, “Hmmmm. Can you stand on your tippy. Summers: ‘What do y–‘ More static, garbled-up voices. Nearly a minute of elapsed time passes, without anything remotely audible being heard. It is this author’s opinion that these distortions are anything but random. This is yet to be verified, of course. Mrs. Summers: ‘–if I went to the woods to meet someone? Do you know how silly that sounds?’ Interviewer: ‘No, no. Sorry. I’m not suggesting that. Not at all.’ Pause. Interviewer: ‘I do, in fact, believe you when you say you went out there to. . again.We buckled up.Amy said, “Hands just touching the yoke, feet resting lightly on the pedals. Follow me along.”She reached for the key ... I slapped her hand.“We’re going nowhere until you run the list,” I said.Big Grin!“See, you can learn something,” she said. “Old dog and new tricks.”“Youngster, I’ll have you know, you can trust me. I won’t be thirty until next May.”“I thought you were 40,” she said.We bounced out. The checklist wasn’t very long but it was long enough. The glass fuel.