I went in there, all confidence chewed up like cows cud, and with a held back tear said, ‘Haemorrhoid cream please.’ She knew the word, I wasn’t...the only man to ever ask for haemorrhoid cream. But fuck it’s embarrassing man, like asking for condoms and some KY jelly.Like a crab with the winning lottery ticket, I edged outta’ that place before making my way up two flights of stairs to the public toilets. Some people I know don’t like to sit on public loos in case they catch something. I always. "See if she has some diapees in it, ours are way too big. We'll have tosend someone upstairs to the babies supply closets to get diapers tofit her. She's more like a newborn size in little diapers and I knowthe smallest I have in this facility is a size two."My ankles were being held in the air by her most of this time and shesaid, "You know, with all this free time I bet we can do something tohelp make you feel better..."My eyes widened as she loosened the strap, flipped me on my belly,. I heard them have some friends over, and knew what that meant: They'd all go out on the balcony at night to drink. So I left the window alone and got my girlfriend to go for a round 2. Sure enough I just got her top off when I heard them shuffling out to the balcony. She kept getting paranoid this time that they could see, but I assured her they couldn't and she kept going, quietly.So while I was on top of her I was able to angle to see through the blinds. We now had a whole audience - at. About half-past seven in the evening Mr. Fogg sent to know if Aouda would receive him, and in a few moments he found himself alone with her. Phileas Fogg took a chair, and sat down near the fireplace, opposite Aouda. No emotion was visible on his face. Fogg returned was exactly the Fogg who had gone away, there was the same calm, the same impassibility. He sat several minutes without speaking, then, bending his eyes on Aouda, ‘Madam,’ said he, ‘will you pardon me for bringing you to England?’.