Another shower was needed.... we were basically stuck together. Knowing we didn't have time to fool around we showered and I got dressed. Slinky morph...d back to her dragon form and settled in her usual spot … draped around my neck. I entered the kitchen to a mad house.Mom was cooking pancakes, Dad was trying to get things together for a cookout for the afternoon. My brother was in the midst of the muddle and all he wanted was to be first to grab the pancakes. I sat at the counter and laughed.. Instantly, a perfectly round shimmering vortex appeared almost, but not quite against the wall. "Ta-da, it's a fully functional portal! Now we don't have to rely on sending written scrolls or having static marred audio only chats."Celestia turned and was quite surprised to see a portal had formed in her bedchamber, without the utilization of a magic mirror. This was quite a bit beyond Twilight Sparkle's use of science to bypass the thirty moons time limit, in order to open the mirror portal to. Miss Harriett July Smith was not supposed to be with Uncle Bob -- I was.I know I'm only sixteen and he's my Uncle, but I've been in love with him since I was five and a half and he saved me from that bear at the family reunion at Grandma Moses' house. Okay, it wasn't actully a bear -- just a great big wooly dog that looked like a bear -- but all the same he'd saved my life.So on my sixth birthday, when I blew out the candles, I wished he'd be my husband someday. Not only that! I'd pledged every. The thought of Kevin led her into another fantasy where a well-hung male slave, vasectomised of course, had to pleasure her whenever she wanted.The other interesting fact she discovered was that Kobekistan was an absolute monarchy in the most literal sense of the words. Her father, the Emir, ruled the country by his will alone. Whatever he said was law; there was no parliament and they held no elections. Bad Emirs were assassinated, but good ones were loved by their people. Her father, it.