’ ‘I’m not going far.’ I said, then saw what I wanted to see. There had been a wall safe in the upstairs bedroom closet, installed by me to ke...p a few valuables while I was at The Cabin. I saw a corner of it amongst the collapsed wall of the house. Wrestling it out, I found the safe to be scorched but intact. ‘What’s that?’ Jack asked as he and Zoe came up to me. The combination wheel turned, but the lock handle was jammed, and it took a strong effort to push it back. The safe still wouldn’t. The Chief Eunuch called out, "One."Vega, standing erect, looked as though she needed to keep her feet apart and her arms, held rigidly level with her shoulders to either side, looked as though guy ropes would not be a surprise, descending from each to the floor. The Emir was reminded of Gerard Hoffnung's description of an operatic diva as "a messy soprano" who entered "in a single pile". Nevertheless, the enthusiastic welcome from the audience showed that they all liked plenty of curves on. I’d done the usual wanking methods, got hard had a bit of a pull let it go soft, half hour later the same and so on, but now the time was right.I was watching one of my favourite video’s and was into it when there was a loud knocking on the back door. ‘Fucking hell’ I thought, all fucking day and why now? I hurriedly put on my dressing gown to hide my massive stalk and opened the door, there stood a youngish man. “I’m selling the Big Issue would you like to buy one” he said showing me some. Toh yeh sunkar woh hass padi aur boli ki tere jaise toh bahot the school mein mujh par marne wale aur tujh mein aisa kya khaas hai jiss se mein tujhe accept karu yeh batao …. Tab mein bola ki woh toh madam akele mein kabhi honge tab batunga yaha bheed mein kaise batau tab woh boli ki toh chal mere ghar phir dekhte hai ki tere mein itna attitude kis baat ka hai … Mein toh mann hee mann khush ho gaya aur hum log kuch der mein oonke ghar pahoch gaye aur oonhone bola ki ab mujhe madam nahi sirf.