I was overtaken before I got to my room by them. They kind of shoved me back and forth from on to the other, saying things like" He-She wants your dic..." and "Go on, kiss her, show her some love". These guys were rednecks and smelling of beer. They were in their 40's I'd guess. I was petrified as they passed me around and made fun of me. Then they started daring one another to grab my fake titties, and my ass. One of them said, "I ain't no fuckin' queer, you do it"I said, "Guys, please. I don't. Hulk grumbled '...do it all over and all together or else I'll start on Miranda...' Again I lowered my head sobering I said '...please let me suck your dick, please sir...' '...Get on your knees and crawl over here like the bitch dog you are and be quick about it...' I got up on my hands and knees and started to crawl across the floor to where Hulk was standing. I raised up with my head lowered hulk said to me '...take my dick out and suck it bitch...' I fumbled with his zipper as my hand. . now don't get angry... You could always take her back and restring her insides, so that they can do it with a hand shake. Yes, yes, I know Your objection to that, she's already perfect now.Lord the problem down there is that You've made it all too perfect. Everything they look at is not only good, it is equally good. The sun is good, the rats are good, the flowers and trees are good, hungry lions and athlete's foot are good; every single thing is just as good as every other thing.Because,. ."Well, well, well. And just what are you doing here?"I lowered my book and stared at an elderly man that was only threeinches tall. He stood on the table, smaller than some of the books werethick. "Homework." But with all these human books, and this place?"I looked around the room, saw no one looking this way, and shook myhead. "I don't do pixies." I, my good beast, am a leprechaun, and I'm seeking you out because Ineed a way home.... If you would be so kind." A plane ticket to Ireland? What.