Saying “that they were presents for his two ladies who would be wearing them for him on a knicker-less outing and each would be asked to flash them ...t least twice for Ian`s camera while they were out! Laughing May opened the second parcel, a soft leather whip slid to the floor, May, laughing and saying, “Not me!” Wendy admitting it was her choice, saying, “she thought perhaps Ian would want to get his own back for us making him wait!” Jim`s parcel, which was from May, was a set of bondage. "She heard a forlorn sigh. "I understand."The disappointment in Diane's voice was like a lead weight dropping upon Debby's shoulders. "Diane, let me see what I can do," she said in a firm voice. "Perhaps I can persuade Bill to head out of the house for a bit. Susan won't be a problem as she's already left for a ski trip. In fact, just count on coming over around ten in the morning." Are you sure it will be okay?"Debby wasn't, but she intended to make it work. "Yes. Have the both of you come. Perhaps the most memorable of his April Fool jokes was when he showed up at the bar, naked save for some skin-toned briefs and a bright red bathing cap, wearing a clear trash bag, slightly rolled up at the bottom.After everyone finished guffawing, they asked him, “So, what the hell are you supposed to be, Jimmie?”Jimmie paused to let the tension build, then said, “I’m Markie!”There was a puzzled silence as everyone looked at each other, then back at Jimmie. And again, with impeccable timing,. “Don’t think I didn’t notice that,” Galatea said to me.“What?” I answered.“You totally just checked out that flight attendant,” she said pinching my arm.I just smiled and felt my face turn red.“Don’t be embarrassed, I was checking her out, too,” she giggled.“That’s why I love you, baby,” I said while kissing the top of her head.“I know,” she said biting her lower lip.“Too bad the flight is only like an hour or we could…” I was cut off by her slapping me softly on the leg.“You are so bad,” she.