The look was expensive but worth it. He also affected a pair of wire-rimmed glasses that sat low on the bridge of his nose, although without any presc...iption in the lenses as his vision was perfect. Today, he wore a white collarless shirt with blue and red pin stripes and a pair of scarlet-red suspenders.After some small talk and salad, while they waited for the chicken-fried steak to arrive, Uncle Charlie began to talk business. "The reason why we're here is because we want you," he pointed to. The bitch kept after me to tell her how I cheated.I did a few other ‘nerdy’ things, like sending a helium balloon 1500 miles to Michigan and had it on a Polaroid picture as evidence. The bitched called the newspaper like it was all HER idea. My perfect older brother got a blue ribbon through FFA for a sheep he’d raised. Somehow, I don’t think it compares.High School - I started having dreams...In ninth grade some of us got together and formed a garage band, much to the bitch’s dismay ... matter. I have seen her naked so many times I can easily visualize her body. Amazing breasts that are between a B and C cup with the lightest hint of a sag under their fullness. Her nipples are the amazing thing, I swear they are always erect as if she was standing naked in a cold room and was sexually excited. Her pubic mound is well-trimmed with sort of a landing strip above it. Her ass is shapely and transitions into long muscular legs. Ladies, want nice legs? Wear heals and walk daily up and down. ”I once found a throw rug in a catch basin.I bought a dog the other day ... I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him...”Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.-- Steven WrightWhen will all the rhetorical questions end?We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don’t we have inchage?Bumper Sticker:If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.The other day, I was walking my dog around my building ... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of.