So without further ado let’s introduce your married presenters, Jack and Jill Off.Jack - ?Good evening and welcome to the show, do we have a show fi...led with surprises for you tonight?Jill - ?Now then lets meet our competitors.??Couple number one is Mark and Claire, Mark is a gambling addict and has got into debt with some unsavoury people. They need ?75k to pay off their debts.? Claire is 19 years old with measurements of 32-22-30.?Couple number two is Chris and Mary, Mary’s mother is very ill. Only a few guys turn and look. These tits are impossible to hide. I will start dinner. Sit on the sofa starting at 17:00. Hank will arrive about 10 minutes later. Put this bow in your hair. I want him to unwrap his birthday present before dinner.”I helped in the kitchen talking a bit about Fran and me. Then it was time for my bow. Bethany put it in my hair. I sat waiting for the unwrapping.I heard smooching then “I want you to unwrap your birthday present before dinner. It’s in the living. By the square was as reasonable a way as a couple of others to go home from work, and a good way from the central library, and I began to take it regularly. If I went by the library, I had a good excuse to stop and sit without seeming to stalk her - I could read for a while in the sunlight. Some of the sketches were probably assignments, but some I am sure were not. I glanced at one that may have begun from a drinking-fountain there, but grew more elaborate in the telling, as it were, and. "When I could speak again there was more than one question on my mind but the most important was "why?"She sniffled and said "you know I was always the oddball, right?" When I started to deny that she laughed "yeah, you were the only one that thought I wasn't. At the time I thought you only accepted me to get into my pants, which were always uncomfortably wet every time you left me hanging, by the way. I loved you but I was just too young and wild to settle down. There was always a party going.