I believe my inner dialogue went something along the lines of: “Oh my god, everyone knows I’m here alone. Everyone is staring at me thinking I am ... huge creep… Wait a minute. No one is actually looking at me. Why is no one looking at me?? Am I not attractive to lesbians? F*ck, here comes someone. La di da, don’t mind me, I’m just looking at my cell phone, checking all my text messages from all my hot lady suitors… Okay, phew. They passed.”This went on for an hour. I literally sat there,. ’ N8 shoved the board aside moved over and guided her down on the carpet. Then he straddled her body, bent over and started to lick, suck and stroke her tits. Blondey closed her eyes and responded with little whimpering sounds. He loved her soft warm tits and could have continued sucking on them all evening but it was his turn with the dice. It turned out that she had to lick his balls and so he stood up and she sat between his legs reached up and swiped her tongue up down and sideways. In. .A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor. .." she's a bit puzzled she's not sure what just happened "Baby?" I ... nee ... need ... to ... see..." panting hard "yes..." Under ... what's under your dress ... NOW!" She looks down "oh ... this ... you like?" and she smiles wide. She feels he is about to jump on her and rip her dress, he's not controlling himself any more, she's trying to pull herself but he pushes her back to the sofa and jump on top her, his knees on the two sides of her thighs, his hand at her throat pushing her back,.