It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Jimmy Smart, woke up in a foxy forest. It was the eighth time it had happened. Feeling abnormally st...nned, Jimmy Smart slapped a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Before anyone could take off their pants, he realized that his beloved dads Sivler Star was missing! Immediately he called his favorite rape victim, Bobby. Jimmy Smart had known Bobby for (plus or minus) 11,000 years, the majority of. Accidents happen you know, what are you going to tell your own children when they ask you about their grandmother. That you ignored her until the day you had to stand at her graveside?’ ‘But mother’s not going to die.’ ‘Of course she is, Kate, the same as I will one day. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but one day your mother won’t be there any more, the same as one day I won’t be here any more either. We all have to go at sometime Kate … and accidents happen all the time. Life is far too short to. There's always so much to catch up on after a long Labor day weekend. Thor and the boys aren't all seeing, all hearing, or in complete control like one of the other gods ... or so he claims.Fate had her feet up and munching buttered popcorn. She'd been looking ... and planning this little disaster ever since Andrea managed to slip past her fate when she caught the watch batted by the sturgeon."Damn it all! I missed it the first time and then she was supposed to be with her dad when the boat. .. a ... a God-damned chauvinist!Mom was sitting in the living room when I came stomping through. "Whoa! Looks like you had a bad night. What happened, Tommy?"I plopped down on the couch and told her what I'd done—or hadn't done, depending how you looked at it."Oh, Tommy. I can't believe you did that! After everything Beth's taught you about that stuff, you didn't even ask her if she could help?" I know, Mom. I really screwed up this time." I trudged up to my room, muttering under my breath.The.