Something has happened to Ariel. We never expected this to happen. She thought Ariel was smarter than this."“If I might be so bold to ask what ha... happened to Ariel? We're quite concerned about her at school."More silence ensued."Actually, Mr. Schlong, we've been meaning to talk to you. Do you know any of the boys that Ariel might have been seeing at school?" Well, she is quite popular. She's never had a problem making friends, either male or female. But to the best of my knowledge,. Not really juicy ones, though." What about making love to two girls at once?" giggled Nikki, her hand cupping her breast."I've thought about it, same as I thought about two boys with me at once" Yeah, I often think about that. I bet it would be wonderful." You know what?" asked Lauren"Oh no!" Nikki leaned up on her elbow, facing Lauren. "If you're going to tell me that you've done it I don't want to know!" Well, not quite. I think I got there almost, but wasn't really thinking" Do what?" Well,. Do you wish to invoke penis comparison with this man? Rick, swallowing every ounce of his pride replied, no mam, no I do not. Very well, do you, now speaking to the young black man, wish to invoke penis comparison to settle conflict with mister Roberts? At this moment, a smile appeared on Lisa and the young black mans face. Yes, the young man replied, yes I would. Very well the young police woman said as she turned on a small camera and stated let it be recorded as a matter of public record. Was her suicide attempt related to her thinking I was cheating on her? Had I somehow driven her to this?When Helen finally woke up I got the whole tragic story from her. Helen still loved me, as much as ever she'd said. But we had a couple of issues hanging over our heads. The first was that she'd heard from a friend of hers that I'd been cheating on her. Since she was older than me she bought into the fact that I might be tired of her and ready for a younger, fresher woman. I thought it ironic.