I believe she understood what we were saying, for she immediately shepherded in three young girls to stand modestly in front of us. All wore plain th...eadbare hand-me-down dresses with scuffed shoes and no socks. They stood before us with heads bowed and hands gripped behind their backs.I was quickly taken with a pretty red-headed green-eyed freckle-faced girl, somewhat shorter than the other two, only about 5’ 2?. Her name, it turned out, was Susan Shannon, the daughter of an Irish couple,. But otherwise it actually looked quite realistic with my head perched on the wedding dress and the shoulders of the painted clown. The only thing spoiling the image was my hair, which was hanging down through the hole. I quickly wound it into a loose bun and positioned the foam batts around my neck to cover the hole and pronounced myself ready. “Okay, batter up!” I called happily, ready to wind up the small crowd. “Me first!” someone called, and stepping forward I saw it was Craig Wellman,. He looked to be half the age of the woman. He said he’d finished mowing and was there anything else she wanted or needed. She told him to sit down, and put lotion on her back. She rolled over, and he began.It was just then that the door to the booth opened, and a guy looked in. He said, “Oops, sorry. I thought this one was empty.”“Nope, sorry,” I said. He stood in the open door and looked at the video. The guy had unhooked the bikini top and was rubbing lotion all over the woman’s back, then up. So figure four to six months for actual promotion and a years time in grade before he could retire again. I would say you should have him for a year and a-half easy, Charlie," the G-1 said."OK, Bill. My Sergeant Major is indicating that we have a place for him. I'll get the orders cut and forward you a copy," the General said."Right, Charlie. I hope all of them are as easy to solve as yours has been. This is a real mess. We may never find that hacker. Nobody knows how long those orders were in.