Kidding, were you?” I groaned as I felt my balls churn with more than a century’s worth of backlog.“Nope, I wasn’t, and neither was Lorraine. ...ou’re going to be neck deep in pussy before you know it! Especially since you’re gonna be a celebrity, aren’t you? The man who woke up like Rip Van Fucking Winkle after more than a century under, right? Once you’ve fully recovered and gotten your own place, you’ll have it made. Women, men, non-binary folk, they’ll all seek you out! Why not? You know that. But to no avail, he ignores my requests to talk with him and when thefood is slid through the bottom opening, everything closes up tightagain. And so it went for the next four days. Even, when I'm escortedto the prison yard, I can't get any of the guards to even acknowledgeI'm there. Four days and not one word passes between me and anotherhuman being.Chapter 6On the fourth day I'm led from the cell into a room with a long tableand one chair set apart facing the wide end of the table. The warden. ?So what do you want??, Nina said. She knew where this was going. ?I want you to be my woman?, Xerxes said. Nina laughed at the young boy, which was a dumb thing for this hot headed Blonde to do. She said, ?I?m older and taller than you. I can?t imagine being your woman. And if you intend to ask me to convert to Islam, fat chance of that happening. I?m Roman Catholic to the death?. These words hurt Xerxes and he walked out. He probably was crying from rejection and hurt of his ego. Nina. I try to follow behind her on a bike and the next thing I know she starts heading across country doing that Parkour thing where I can’t follow her. I’m not going in the ocean with her. She attracts sharks and the sharks are going to look at me like I’m dinner.”Ling said, “That is a problem.”“That’s a big problem. No job is worth getting shit out the back end of a shark,” Gary said.“That’s a rather vulgar way to put it,” Kelly said.“I apologize. It’s just that I feel rather strongly about the.