" "I'd suggest a female trainer to start, Gwen. She's not as likely to push you farther than you are capable of doing. Some of the guys forg...t from time to time, especially with a new member." Andrea turned and picked up the phone, "Jill, could you come to the office please?" "Jill is one of our best trainers, male or female, and she'll take good care of you." A few minutes, a bouncy blonde in a t-shirt and spandex pants came into the office. "You rang, Andrea?" she asked. . " But why, Mother?" he asked. "Why me?" Because... because..." she paused as she kept her gaze steady on his eyes. "Johnny, the most important thing about it is that I... I love you." I know that, Mother." I mean, like a man, not just as if you were my son," she said. "I love you the way a woman would -- should -- love a man. I love you in every way a woman is supposed to love her man, and I want you for my man."He looked at her for a long time. Then he said, "But I have to force you and make. They ran right over the two men who had so rashly stopped in front of the herd; the men and their horses were pounded into mush in a few seconds as the cattle thundered by.This never developed into a full scale stampede, since the cattle were tired and the water was so close. The cattle stopped running when they got to the water; the water was shallow and covered a goodly sized area, so every steer got its own little spot of water free of pushing and shoving and shit. The cattle knew when they. '"You caught me, Brian. That's exactly how our talk is going to go. He'll probably take me to the drug store to pick out lubricants and suggest his favorite scents and glide-ability. We'll use it to bond like never before." She was giggling now! She was seriously giggling at me about the subject of anal sex. I had to get this conversation back to neutral ground, somehow."Well, if you can tear yourself away from making fun of me, I'll remind you that my tongue and fingers just made you forget.