, first hum dono ne fresh hone ka plan banaya main to jitna achi terah fresh ho sakta tha ho gaya phir wo gayi bathroom mein fresh hone ke liye aur aa... samajh nahi sakte frnds ki wo intezaar kitna bada tha jitna bada samundar nahi ho sakta muje wo chand min 1000 yrs lag rahe the, wo aayi pink nighty mein uske hairs uski gand ko choom rahe the.., ab usne kaha buddy u want to drink something maine bola? love juice wo boli wo bhi milega pehle bolo beer loge ya whisky maine kaha jo pasand ho wo. . She fascinated me. I didn't realize why until recently." You still like boys, don't you?" Sure, one in particular and maybe another. I'd have to share." What about your old fart beau?" You didn't like him either?" I guess I never understood your attraction to older men. I'd think it was Oedipal except they rarely looked like Dad. So the wedding's off?" Yeah. I found out he had a thing for Mary and another girl named Marianne. It turns out they sort of used him, but by then it was too late. I. In point of fact, Mrs. Kringle was pretty much running the whole operation these days and working 18 hours a day to get everything done on time. Papa Kris would disappear into his study for hours on end and she often could detect the faint aroma of spirits when they were in close physical contact. Conversely, the physical aspects of their relationship had deteriorated recently as the anti-Christmas sentiments blossomed and flourished in most societies.Poor Martha was always a very sexual person. My Dad was a little shocked but I explained that I would rather learn from an experienced man that I could trust and not some guy that just wanted to get into my pants. He understood and kind of agreed with me but warned me that John Banks had a reputation with young ladies and yes he had lots of experience but also had some unusual tastes. I told him that I had heard about him and that was one reason why I was interested in him. When Friday night came I was as nervous as a cat, Daddy had.