I would like to start by saying how honored I am to be able to speak to you today. When the Public Affairs shop said they were looking for volunteers ...o speak they were so overwhelmed that they had to turn people away so I feel lucky I got picked.The PA shop sent out a 5 page speech for us to use today but I found it overly formal and impersonal. They wanted me to emphasize the Air Force's role in current war-fighting which I don't find relevant to Memorial Day. I don't think their speech. She bade me take a seat where she combed my hair back and then secures it under a net. She immediately went to work on mw. The only mirror was face down on that table, so I could not track her progress.I expressed my doubt in her efforts and she responded with a laugh. "I am one of the top makeup artists in South Florida. If I charged you for this, it would cost you big-time." I remained silent as she worked, and about 2 1/2 hours later she handed me a long dark wig and gave me instructions on. So then the lady says, "hi," too and asks about being new atschool and all that stuff they do when they want to seem nice to kids andstuff. And she calls me Judey too, and I'm like: only Dad calls me that,and that sometimes it's Jude, but most people call me Jesse, because thatis what my initials sound like, and that you and some people call me Skywhich is from my middle name. And she says I have lots of names, and Dad is like: At that age andlooking for identity, yada-yada, -- and stuff like. I did see her once around town, pushing a baby carriage with her boyfriend!! lol The second experince from the chatline worth mentioning was this 27 yr old girl. She had described herself as bbw on the phone and after I told her I loved bbw said I'd love her, well she showed up late to our meeting point and to say she was differant is an understatment!! It was warm outside, and she was wearing TIGHT white spandex leggings, I could clearly see the pink thongs riding up her huge ass, and a short.