6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN1. You never run out of wheat.2. Your province...is really easy to draw.3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.4. People will assume you live on a farm.5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property...2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.3 Nothing compares to a. Hemlines anywhere floor to below mid-thigh. Print or solid. No frou-frou. Be comfortable. If they brought 4-inch heals burn ‘em.”“Hang on, let me tell them.” I repeated word for word except, “Alice suggested that 4-inch heels should be incinerated.” I added, “The only 4-inch heels on the island are worn by strippers.”Elaine asked about nylons.“Did you hear that Alice?”I held the phone up and everybody heard her say, “Incinerate them along with 4-inch heels.”“Thank you, Alice. You know my. . she had some fuck-me high heel boots on so I pulled her jeans down but didn't bother taking her boots off. I just stuck myself between her wet pussy and her jeans while I slipped on a condom. I starting fucking her with her back on my desk and her boots in the air. She loved my mouth all over one breast while I squeezed the other breast with my left hand. My right hand rubbed the muscles in the back of her neck, trying to add sensation down her spine while I pumped her soaked snatch. "Oh God. She then proceeded to masturbate Troy’s cock with all the vigour she could give it. Troy just stood there with his eyes closed and his shorts and underpants still wrapped around his ankles. He wasn’t singing but everyone could hear him humming away in pure delight.Suddenly Troy’s eyes opened wide and went all big and round as he felt the full surge of his orgasm climax deep within his cock. That climax pushed his hips forward right into Clarissa’s face as his penis spat forth four large pulses.