That is a certainty of which I can attest with absolute unanimity in any court of law. My aunt Maggie had tried unsuccessfully several times to dissua...e me from studying for the bar exam and turn my full attention to ringing her chimes. I generally mollified her in the short term but did not surrender my desire to gain the title of Lawyer because my mother insisted I must be a “Professional” man.Allow me to present the “evidence” of her bad-tempered black cat with pointed teeth and sharp claws.. Half, maybe. But it was enough cum to damn near drown.I did so many dicks without threat, without violence. Did that make megay?"Good, Sparky," J.D. said. "Damn, does your old lady hate you. You mustreally have been a sissy, huh." I...I guess," I said."You ever hear of Sturges?" he said."No, sir," I said."They have a huge bike rally in Sturges. Thousands of bikers. You know,they could probably use a good sissy. You could get a couple of weeks offwork, and you could suck dick till men get. It really didn’t matter to him. If he had won her or not. He knew he had once, in his time. With a soft smile, he stopped and leaned his forehead against the cool wall. And if a barbarian could win the hand and heart of such a soft woman, the good Lord above knows he has to try again. Closing his eyes, he prayed. He could still feel the crushing weight on his heart that her death had caused him. He could still feel her last kiss on his lips. Slowly a tear slipped from beneath his lashes and. You can do it yourself." Since you stopped jerking me off, or talking me through it, have you thought about it much?"There was another short pause, and then a quiet "Yes." Would you tell me how often?" Yes." How often?" When you come and tell me that you've just jerked off. Every time you come and thank me, I remember."I'd completely forgotten about that. It was part of the "broken legs" story that had caused her to hypothetically jerk me off in the first place - I'd mentioned that I came and.