Unfortunately so did I, DAMN! We came close to using the entire box of condoms in one night.Our final decision that night, actually early the next mor...ing was we’d both think about it and she wouldn’t see him for a few days. And she’d get some more condoms on the way home from work tomorrow, or rather today.Rach usually got home before me but when I got home she wasn’t there, oh ya, thought, more condoms, heh heh. She got home about 30 mins later condoms in hand, grabbed my hand and yanked me. The all wished for bushes cut like hearts and fountains with happy spurting dolphins and so on. Federico went along and was simply over the moon with joy. The royal court appeared to be within reach. He found love for the new garden fashion making people positively beg for parks and gardens so governed by the hands of man that they in fact seized being parks and gardens. They became testaments of carefully designed landscape plans and sharp cutters. What’s not to like, Federico thought and. ." He sighed, his finger now catching some of her tears. "I can't be with anyone if it'll hurt her." Bill suddenly gave a chuckle. "I'd be all for having two beautiful women in my life, one an old friend, another an inhuman creature. I'm horny enough and have read enough Heinlein books to consider that a reasonable option. But..." he looked over at Ai again, "SHE would have to say it was OK, and I can't see that happening if it means her end. Not that I'd be happy about that either." Bill. My beady eyes immediately found the potential answer to all my financial woes: a Help Wanted ad for a maid in Beverly Hills. Since I'm a closet Weezer fan I knew this was kismet. The only requirements were "honest and hard-working." Those attributes could be problematic so I began embellishing my resume in hopes the homeowner didn't have access to a polygraph. After selling plasma to finance a trip to a discount hair salon, I began work on my yard sale chic wardrobe.An upgrade was necessary..