The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and best of all ... Medicare pays $43 of it.This one is compliments of JerryYou Know You Are In A Redn...ck Church If... ... people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5,000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em. ... when the pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," five guys and two women stand up. ... opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. .... That was a crazy dream. Having to spend an entire day as a guy. Istretched and rolled over and opened my eyes. I looked around. Oh no. I'mstill in Victor's bedroom. That wasn't a dream. My head was buzzing alittle from last night's beers.I rubbed my forehead to try to soothe the throbbing..Uh oh. I forgot to set an alarm. I picked up Victor's cell phone andchecked the time.7:12 AM. Oh no. I overslept.I grabbed a clean t-shirt, some cargo shorts, and socks and shoes from adrawer and stuffed them. God, stop, it’s too much… ‘It’s alright, you know.’ ‘Wha–‘ ‘I promise.’ She steps out of the bathroom, a towel just barely wide or long enough wrapped round her chest. ‘Here. You should too, your lips are turning blue.’ She holds out another towel, this one, the same shade of maroon as the streaks dyed into her hair. ‘Go on, it’s alright. I won’t peek unless you ask me to.’ That almost-sad smile again–why is that there? ‘I’m so sorry, I should’ve spoken first…’ She steps close, puts the towel. She was at least 45 (almost mom's age) and claimed to be an artist. She and I talked for sometime. She lived with her husband who was a high-powered executive in some manufacturing firm and was 15 years older than her. She also got a good look at my mother when she came to pick me up. Even though mom wasn't wearing anything funky, the two women sized each other up, said quick hello and were eager to get away. Then a few days later, I got an email from this lady where she "sympathized" with me.