:)This one is old, a time when to go for No .2s in an English public toilet costed a penny. The cubical door had a coin operated lock that the penny o...ened.A man went to see his doctor, “Doc, I’m constipated, I haven’t been in nearly a week.”So the doctor examined him, gave him some laxatives and sent him on his way.Two days later, the guy is back, still nothing.So the doc gives him some more powerful ones and sends him away.Again he’s back, demanding that the doc does something and quickly.The. “When you have the sword reforged and realize what it gives you, your thoughts will be twisted. You will find ways to rationalize your rule. Humans always find ways to rationalize their perversity. That is why my sisters exist.”“Your sisters exist because your mother was a dumb cunt and let Las trick her into having sex with him. You’re nothing but the God of Lust’s bastard spawn.” My mind grappled onto that. There was something there, something about Erinyes I could use. It was hard to think. ? when she broke the potty training she just couldn't bring herself to do before she'd left.They'd done a good job with her.RamonaBouts?. . .?"Whore."She lowered her chin, and stared into a space I judged to be about 3 feet in front of her, defocusing. She was definitely feeling something."Slut."Her breathing picked up to the point that she couldn't breathe enough through her nose; if we'd started here, it would be called 'panting'."Bitch."Her shoulders slumped, her eyes directed to a lower. ” “I can handle that.” and made a motion like she’s masturbating him. I laughed so hard I almost barfed.When he got back, I went over to his house and explained that I had found a girl who wants to take his virginity. He looked at me like I shot him. I said “She likes to educate young guys like us in sex, and how to treat woman in bed. You got any idea what guys would pay for that? She does it because she likes it. I have been there and done that. We have been friends for a long time. Don’t you.