He looked not-so-drunk but smelled so much of whisky. In his usual manner he pinched my cheeks and asked “what my lil’boy was doing?”. I smiled ...t him and told him that i wanted to give him the rent. He held me by my shoulders and said “i want to tell you a secret-from today onwards you don’t have to give me any rent, remember, this is a secret between you and me and you should not tell this to anyone, not even to aunty”. I asked why he is being so considerate towards me. He held me closely,. “She is such a slut!” She laughed. “But she is also my best friend. She has probably made more men cum than I have, but I’m not a virgin like she is, so I’m much more fun!” With that declaration she pushed herself up onto the counter and her naked snatch popped into view as I stepped over to her and offered her a beer. I did not try to hide my looks and she lay back more toward the cabinets and rotated her hips toward the edge of the counter. “You want to show me this wonderful talent that. Her friend looked pale and unhappy. ‘Mag’s when I phoned to tell you I was coming back today I didn’t expect to find you waiting for me…’ She hesitated. ‘It’s not that I don’t appreciate it… but why were you there?’ Maggie sighed and then gave a tight smile. ‘Oh the usual you know. Brad and me date… Brad and me make love… Brad and me fight… Me and Brad break up.’ She grimaced and then looked away quickly. Sarah hugged her friend to her. ‘Mag’s! What happened? He seemed so right for you. You two. .Do I miss the foul language and the disgusting jokes? Do I miss thepointless competition in everything? Do I miss having to wear the samedull, stupid clothes every day? Do I miss having to pretend to beinterested in 22 hulking clods chasing a pointy little ball around afield?It is 22 hulking clods, isn't it? Football?BOB(Smiling.) Yes, Maddy, 22. 11 guys on each team.MADDYOk. But no, Bob, there isn't a single thing I miss about it. Not a singlething.BOB(Nodding slowly) Ok. I get it, I guess. I.