I pulled it out and closed the fridge door with my right bare foot. I placed the pie into the microwave for forty seconds and pulled it back out when ...t beeped. I set it on the low counter and tested it with my left index finger. It was warm and moist. A dirty and horny thought came to mind after recalling the apple pie scene from the American Pie movie. I inserted two of my fingers into the centre of the pie and turned them clockwise. I felt my cock growing with arousal as I imagined my step. Who’re your bridesmaids again, Claire?”“Well, K is my Maid of Honor; Susan Williams, and my older sister Esther, and Brian’s sister Karen are my bridesmaids. My mother is giving me away, and I am getting married to the hunkiest, sweetest, best tasting man I know,” she said, tapping my nose with her fingertip. “Oh, Brian has asked Susan to marry him, it’s a secret. Keep it to yourselves until they officially announce.”We all agreed to that!“We have to go and get me sized for a wedding dress, do. When I see a bitch in trouble, I think she brought it on herself and I don’t feel the chivalrous urge to help her. Call me a woman-hater or whatever. I don’t care. In my book, men and women who are worthy of respect don’t do crimes and they don’t do drugs. They go to work. They take care of business. They don’t mix with the filth of society. There aren’t that many people like that left. Those were the people my daddy taught me to respect. I try to help the fellas when I can. The system is set. ”“You have my rapt attention.” Michael responded.“Well we flipped a coin and Joan won. So she gets to use it first.” Barbara smiled. “Go ahead and show him.”Joan hiked up her skirt to reveal she was not wearing any underwear. However a thin pink piece of plastic jutted out from between her legs and disappeared into her shaved pussy.“It’s a remote controlled vibrator!” Joan beamed. You can set the power level by an app on your phone.”“‘Well, I’d pay a dollar to see that!’“ Michael joked.“We.