" Della's disappointed sigh turned into a deep groan as the paddle cracked across her ass again. She barely had time to gasp before the second blow la...ded.Jake nodded to Jasmine and Bonnie, who wielded identical paddles. They began to steadily work the tied up girl over, careful to hit her hard enough to hurt, but not to break the skin. Della's ass was soon a glowing red, the blows having turned it the color of a bad sunburn.Jake stopped them after Della experienced her third orgasm. He was. You know how in movies whenan explosion goes off close enough to someone to disorient them and maketheir ears ring? Yeah, exactly that!It must have been long enough because Gary broke the silence. "Look Mark, Iknow this is a lot to take in on the heels of losing Sarah, but I want toassure you of a few things that I presume are running through your headright now." I didn't raise my head, but I raised my eyes to him and hecontinued, "I know you've been depressed since you lost your job and. Couldn't tell its model, but it was new. I made a snap decision."Make a right." Next right?" Yeah. Now. Go."She turned. I watched the wing mirror. Several cars streamed past, then the black car turned too."Right again."She did as she was told. Our pursuers – for that was what I now considered them – did the same."And again."We were shortly back on the main road. I hunted for a path through the traffic as I spotted the black car pulling out. "Hop a lane." What is it?" Just a hunch. Move it."She. A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"Granny replies, "Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?"7. Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"8. The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.9. I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble.