”“Are you saying I stunk when we were at the cabin?”“No, but you smell much better now.” Kelly kissed my cheek. “Still love me?”“You b...t I do! I love you so much I can’t even find the words to tell you.”“I’ll bet you can show me. I know I can show you.”“Don’t tease me, sweetie,” I said.“I’m not teasing. As soon as I get you alone, I’m going to attack you.”I chuckled and said, “As if I’m going to resist.”Kelly grinned, glanced at our parents, and when she saw they were looking away, she covered. The Ten CommandmentsCOWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.THE CONSTITUTION They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. I peeled the skin from the wedge. I dipped both sides into the leftover melted butter from her mashed potatoes.Then, holding it in the palm of my hand I lowered it between her legs and gently placed the edge against the lips of her vagina.She hadn't been able to see it coming, of course, and it was still somewhat cold from being refrigerated. And apparently she must have gotten tired and lowered the hand that had been covering her mouth, because the resulting gasp was so loud that I had to fake. Just before he left us he told me that he still hadn’t found someone to keep me company the next day and he said that he was going to phone a nursing agency.“Don’t do that Mr. Peterson,” Trisha said, “we’ve got it covered, Tom here isn’t at college on Mondays so he’s volunteered to keep Saffy company.”I looked at Tom who looked a bit bemused but he didn’t say anything.“Are you sure Tom, because Saffy may need to use the bedpan.”“Don’t worry Mr. Peterson,” Tom said, “I’m sure that I’ll manage,.