As Susan started to move the shaving blade across Jack’s chest she suddenly stopped and looked at Jack before saying, “And here is another thing I...snuck into my bag today!”Susan then reached down beside Jack’s bed to her bag and pulled out a packet of condoms. She waved them right in front of Jack’s nose then added, “When I have made you all smooth you are going to fuck me, young Master Jack Flynn. I’ve been waiting all day for this and I am going to impale my pussy good and hard right down. Wasn't even invited into the senior group picture session for the yearbook.But in college, I remade myself. I was popular for the first time in my life. I had friends who were disappointed if I couldn't hang out with them. And, magically (at least I thought so at the time), I had a girlfriend. She lived in a different town, and that was a problem. She wasn't around all the time, and I wanted sex, all the time.I had discovered sex the same way Columbus discovered America. Forget all the people. It flouts the Torah, canon law, at least one state law, and most of society’s conventions, but you’re not ... you know ... hurting anyone. I’ve read a lot worse in my advice column, trust me.“I just ... well, I hope that somehow, I get some grandkids out of this who don’t have webbed feet and warped psyches, that’s all I ask of you guys,” Mom sounded as flustered and flummoxed as she looked, of course, at my confirmation of the truth.“Well, we’re all adults here, even Amy,” I managed to tease. 'Yeah, c'mon, ' I press. 'Em's really into you, it's obvious, and I don't mind.''Really?' says Derek, looking rather sheepish.I shrug. 'Whatever makes her happy ... You know what I mean?'Derek blushes and nods.Emma returns and I inform her that Derek's coming home with us. 'Oh Derek, sweetie, that's great!' she erupts, smiling seductively, gazing at this gimp as if he's the man of her dreams.We drink and chat a while longer. Derek, nervous and hot to trot, rather gulps the rest of his beer, but.