She removed her goggles and waited for her time. Then something caught her eye. She looked to the crowd and there was a male, leaning forward onto his...knees, and staring at her, a slight smile on his face. It kinda irked her that he was only staring at her. She looked back up and saw her coach. ‘One oh-four point 28!’ She yelled for joy. That was one of her fastest times. Her coach pulled her out of the water and hugged her, even though she was dripping wet. She pulled away from the hug and. We walk in and find her cooking in the kitchen. She is beautiful as ever, wearing her favorite barely-there jean shorts and a tank top, her long blonde hair in waves down her back.“Hi,” she smiles, kissing us both. “How was work?” she asks us, like always. She would make THE best housewife.“Good. Rob almost caught us today,” Ashley says, pulling herself up to sit on the counter.“Caught you doing what?”“Let’s just say I was on my knees under Justin’s desk.”“You guys better be careful,” Emily. Then one evening I was sitting at an office-type desk in an alcove off of the hallway using a telephone that was there for the use of patients. It was one of those big desks that had what I guess you call a knee hole that ran under the desk from front to back. While I was using the phone, Edna sat down on a chair on the opposite side of the desk from me. I thought she was just waiting to use the phone when I finished my call. I thought that for only a few seconds until she slipped as far. Four beers and I was as dumb as a stump, and equally articulate. It meant my consumption of beer was limited to one or two, so I cherished them. I traveled the world through beer. Tonight, I was visiting Japan with an Asahi Super Dry lager.“Ethan, can I ask you something?”“You’re awake.” I smiled. “Sure. Go ahead.”She waited a beat and studied her fingernails, not looking at me. I hugged her shoulder tighter.“I don’t swear much but, when I’m climaxing, is it all right to use crude language?”I.