"I may be over a hundred, but I'm still twenty, just like you!" She folded her arms across her chest and stood with one hip out, acting just like her ...aughter had when she was a teenager in a snit.Katie held her hands up, readily backing down. She sat down at the table and waited. She wasn't about to get into an argument about sex with her mom. Especially not when, genetically, they were both the same age...'That reminds me... '"The great horny toad sez that your vampire girl is back," Katie. " You two have a funny way of shopping."Shelly answered, "Just as we were getting out I dropped my purse. It took a while to pick everything up, officer." From what I saw you weren't picking up anything." Hey officer," I said, "She's telling the truth." Look you two, either get out of the car and go shopping or get moving," she said and meant it."What do you think, Shelly?" I asked, figuring we might go in and buy something."The hell with it, if the store's policy is to sic the police on. I once looked upon the internet for this and found out it was known as the Oedipus complex. At first, I did everything I could to stop myself. But one night, I was so horny that in a “semi-conscious” state, I started jerking off to my own mother while silently calling out her name.When I woke up, I realized something – that as I lose consciousness, my body started working on its own. So, there was a fear that I may, in the future out of pure lust and desire, end up doing something terrible to. He looked at her; the angle of her cheekbone and the faded gloss on her lips and he knew he should say she was the same as she’d ever been but it wasn’t true. She seemed more reserved somehow. More adult. More adept at hiding spontaneous emotion.“Not in a bad way,” he offered and he felt her smile and wanted to hold onto that moment of feeling forever. He knew her. He could feel her without touching her and it felt precious, untouchably precious. Her hand was resting on the windowsill and he.