In a sarcastic tone, he asked, “And just how do we go about becoming members of your society?”By this time, I had figured that diplomacy wasn’t ...oing to work, but I still had to try.“Well sir,” I replied, “you have to fill out a Membership Application, go through a Membership Interview, and the Membership Committee will then decide if you qualify for membership.”Ah shit, it started out as such a nice, pleasant day. I then made my first serious mistake of the day by getting Bob involved.“Bob, it. As my erection faded to a limp noodle Kim lifted her head looking me in the eye and with a grin said "Good morning sleepyhead." I told her "you can wake me up like that any time you want. That was heavenly sweetheart."I then made a mad dash to the bathroom to take care of some internal pressure. While I was doing that Kim came in and turned on the shower. When it had warmed up she said "Dad, in an effort to save water we should shower together. We have to think about the environment you know.". MY UNCLE THEN SUGGESTED TO THE HUSBAND THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND LOVES TO DP AND ASKED IF HE WOULD MIND HELPING HIM OUT WITH THAT THE HUSBAND MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE PROCEED TO HELP OUT . MY UNCLE WAS FUCKING HIS GIRLFRIEND IN THE ASS AND THE HUSBAND IN THE PUSSY WHILE THIS WAS GOING ON THE WIFE WAS PLAYING WITH HERSELF AND WAS FEELING KIND OF LEFT OUT , MY UNCLE (THE EVER SO OBSERVANT ) NOTICED THIS AND TOLD HER THAT SHE WOULD BE NEXT. AFTER A WHILE MY UNCLE'S GIRLFRIEND CAME REAL HARD AND WAS. Just let me find a rhythm." She kept moving up on him, making sure she took full strokes up and down. She found herself a good rhythm, then sped up a bit. He reached up and grabbed her hips to keep her steady. "OK?" she asked breathlessly."Oh, yeah," he moaned. She slammed down on top of him, fast and hard, and he managed to buck up a little bit, using his undamaged left leg to get a little leverage. It worked--it wasn't long before Sophie went, and Warren went right with her.She collapsed next.